Tuesday, December 18, 2012

SANTA: Does he exist?

“Nah na na na na! There is no Santa Claus. Even dummies know that!”

His big sister had just dropped the bomb. Her words kept reverberating in his ears. 8 year old Bobby was highly upset. Tears streaming down his face, little Bobby ran down the street all the way to his grandma’s place. Now, Bobby knew that grandma was not the gushy kind, never had been. He fled to her that day because he knew she would be straight with him. He knew Grandma always told the truth, and he also knew that the truth always went down a whole lot easier when swallowed with one of her world-famous cinnamon buns. Yummm!

Grandma was home, and the buns were still warm. Between bites, he told her everything. She was ready for him. "No Santa Claus!" she snorted. "Ridiculous! Don't believe it. That rumor has been going around for years, and it makes me mad, plain mad.” Like most grandmas, Bobby’s grandma too had a trick up her sleeve. “Put on your coat, and let's go", she told Bobby.

"Go? Go where, Grandma?" Bobby asked. He hadn't even finished his second cinnamon bun!

"Where" turned out to be Kerby's General Store, the one store in town that had a little bit of just about everything.

As they walked through its doors, Grandma handed Bobby ten dollars. That was a bundle in those days. “Take this money and buy something for someone who needs it. I'll wait for you in the car." Then she turned and walked out of Kerby's.

Now, Bobby was just eight years old. He had often gone shopping with his mother before, but never had he shopped for anything all by himself. The store seemed big and crowded, full of people scrambling to finish their Christmas shopping. He stared at the baubles and tinsel, the mistletoe and holly, the gigantic Christmas tree and the many other decorations in the store. For a few moments he just stood there, confused, clutching that ten-dollar bill, wondering what to buy, and who on earth to buy it for.

He thought of everybody he knew: his family, his friends, his neighbors, the kids at school, the people who went to his church. He was just about thought out, when he suddenly thought of Eric Decker. Eric Decker was that kid. That kid with bad breath and messy hair, and he sat right behind Bobby in Mrs. Pollock's grade-two class.

Eric Decker didn't have a coat. Bobby knew that because Eric never went out for recess during the winter. His mother always wrote a note, telling the teacher that he had a cough, but all the kids knew that Eric Decker didn't have a cough, and he didn't have a coat.

Bobby fingered the ten-dollar bill with growing excitement. “I will buy Eric Decker a coat.” He settled on a red corduroy one that had a hood to it. It looked real warm, and Bobby thought Eric would like that.

"Is this a Christmas present for someone?" the lady behind the counter asked kindly, as Bobby laid his ten dollars down.

 "Yes," he replied shyly. "It's ... for Eric." The nice lady smiled at him, put the coat in a bag and wished him a Merry Christmas.

That evening, Grandma helped Bobby wrap the coat in Christmas paper and ribbons, and write, "To Eric, From Santa Claus" on it – Grandma said that Santa always insisted on secrecy. Then she drove Bobby over to Eric Decker's house. She parked down the street from Eric’s house, and crept noiselessly along with Bobby and hid in the bushes by Eric’s front walk. Then Grandma gave Bobby a nudge. "All right“, she whispered, "get going."

Bobby took a deep breath, dashed for Eric’s front door, threw the present down on his step, pounded his doorbell and flew back to the safety of the bushes and Grandma. Together they waited breathlessly in the darkness for the front door to open. Finally it did, and there stood Eric. As he slowly opened the parcel, tears of joy filled his eyes and slowly began to stream down his face.

As Bobby and his grandma slowly drove back home that night, she told him the truth – “Santa Claus does exist, and YOU are a part of his team."

So now YOU decide which team are you on, the one that spreads wrong rumors, or spreads joy on behalf of Santa.

Monday, January 9, 2012

HO HO HO

MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Photo Courtesy: A teammate of mine, who is a pro when it comes to creativity and designing ;) 

Secret Santa's come to town (cont'd)

When I can write riddles for a teammate's Secret Child, I sure have to write few for my own Secret Child... So here are few I wrote for her...

Secret Santa's come to town
To turn your day upside down
When you find your gift, don't look around
Coz I'd have left, not to be found

Tomorrow's gift won't be a breeze
You've got to solve the riddle, and find it with ease

It's spice and rice, all done up and nice
Make sure you don't carry lunch, I'm sure your gift will suffice.


This was more to ensure she didn't carry lunch the next day, coz I was about to give her a biryani for her gift (I'd found out that she's fond of spicy food, especially biryani).

The following day, I left the biryani with her teammate Priyanka, and sent her this clue.

She shares her name with a famous Miss World
It's at her desk you'll find your gift unfurled

I'll make it easy, I'll give you a clue
She's dressed today in a greyish hue.

Solve the clue before it's one
And if you do, you have a gift to be won!


Needless to say, she loved the gift. :) The final day was tougher, as she wasn't in office, and I was going on leave the next day for 15 days. So I gave her gift to someone else and also a clue from there to figure out who I was. :) Her first clue

Your final clue is on it's way
When you get your gift, hope it makes your day :)

"She's sweet and simple

When she smiles, she gets a dimple

Her name means 'soft'
But she isn't Lara Croft

She comes from Mysore
The city you go on tour

She has Shiva in her name
And there's also Shankar

She sits sits in the bay in front of  the lift
When you get to her desk, she'll give you your gift"


Once she got to the right person, she received this clue that led her to me. :)

Within this envelope is your last clue
And when you solve it, I will meet you.

Inside the envelope was a sheet with the clue

I hope you've enjoyed the journey thus far
Here's your final clue, I hope it ain't bizarre

"I'm found deep down on the ocean bed
'Best worn around the neck', is what is often said"

Here's hoping she enjoyed solving the riddles as much as I did creating them :)

Merry Christmas!
HO HO HO

Secret Santa's come to town

When you're office organizes Secret Santa a few days before Christmas, it gives you little time to contemplate what to give as gifts, much less make your secret child earn it. So when one of my teammates got another teammate as her child, we decided to spice things up by making him solve a riddle to get each gift. My first attempts at rhyming, so pardon the childish approach ;)

Don't be so blue, Solve this clue
And then you will get your gift, it's true!
You have until six,
Don't try any tricks
It's Secret Santa time
So go ahead and solve the rhyme.

"He sits all day, sometimes at night too
Greets you each day, arranges your cab for you"

In the hands of this man will be your prize,
Don't be too late, do it before the moon rise.

Answer: Security guard

Well, he solved it in no time, like we intended him to. So we decided to make things a little bit tougher for him on the final day, sending him on a wild goose chase around half the office before finally leading him to his true Secret Santa... ;) I've posted one of the clues we gave him.

It's simple, it's tough
Now the going's gonna get rough

If you thought yesterday was a piece of cake
You'd better hope today's riddle to break

"She comes from Coorg, and has bright eyes
When dressed in ethnic wear, she wins the prize

Her name has 6 letters, if you sit to count
She works from *******, handles the ***** account

Today it is with the HRs that she sits
When you get to her desk, she'll give you a chit"

Answer: One of the HR's who works from a different office (not divulging names for privacy reasons) :)